so half my family thought i didn’t come to the family reunion; they thought I was my cousin’s new girlfriend.
#thanks #love you too #this has been a post
So last night I took a presumably-gay coworker’s virginity in his car outside Elevation church to the soundtrack of Lady Gaga.
#this has been a post #stop me before i slut again
A Soliloquy to the Masses
Bailey. Dix d'Aout. I can't see colors correctly and prefer dreidels to jesus, I adore men and find that all the best music makes me sad, I sell shoes and complain too often, I tried to be a hipster but settled for a whovian. I've got a large animosity towards sleeping alone and extended periods of celibacy. 28:06:42:12
Fucking inventory. all i can hear when it’s quiet is the constant beeping of scanguns.
#me #this has been a postUm. So i’ve been celibate for like 2-3 weeks now (big fucking accomplishment i know stfu) but naomi just called and apparently her friend has class with some chick who was bitching because her boyfriend cheated on her but she said the chick said it was with me. like, last name and everything, and um.
what the actual fuck. ive never touched anything with a girlfriend. So even when im not being a slut people can think i am.
#this has been a postThere’s a cute boy in my first block, he looks at me often. We make eye contact sometimes. I wonder now and then, what potential he and I might have.
then I chuckle, it would never work.
#this has been a post
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