Um. So i’ve been celibate for like 2-3 weeks now (big fucking accomplishment i know stfu)  but naomi just called and apparently her friend has class with some chick who was bitching because her boyfriend cheated on her but she said the chick said it was with me. like, last name and everything, and um.

what the actual fuck. ive never touched anything with a girlfriend. So even when im not being a slut people can think i am.